I like a girl that bragggs
33? Is that all? Get back to work, slut.
As her two new friends begin to walk away with her they check that she kept her promise about wearing no panties. “See you tomorrow honey” she calls back to you.
(Source: reinventingeverydaypleasures, via cuckster)
Our key to a perfect marriage
They were ravaging your wife before you knew what was happening. They gave you permission to suck on her tit for one minute and then you had to leave her with them for the entire weekend.
(via myphantasies)
My wife is always a big hit at our company softball games. Once she gets a few beers down, her clothes start falling off and she becomes the main attraction. I don’t know why we even keep up the pretense of softball games anymore. We ought to just call it “gangbang my wife in the park” day.
(Source: thesexualgourmet)
She paid her rent by giving her room mates easy and casual access to her body. Her room mates paid the rent by whoring her out.
In my youth I knew many young girls that lived this way. I lived just off a major university campus and the area was awash in runaway girls. The common quote was: “Put Out or Get Out!” For a young girl that loved to fuck anyway, letting men use her pussy in exchange for a place to stay, food, and a little cash was a natural and easy means of support. I’d like to say I was above using a runaway girl that way, but…
Damn. Wish I had known some runaway girls back in the day.
(Source: bdsm69)
“Yeah, Joe, your wife is here; and I’ve decided to give you that raise, as long as she keeps stopping by, that is.
(Source: hotbdsmslaves)